Maven On The Air

Tonight I am announcing that the maven’s super, hi-tech, beautiful, spanking new, you’ve-got-to-see-it-to-believe-it campaign website is up and walking. For those of you who are curious, go see it at bertberlin.com.

However, because of the shocking nature of the website I make this disclaimer:

1- Parental discretion is advised.

2- Do not view if you have uncontrolled hypertension.

3- Avoid at all costs if you are pregnant or may become pregnant.

4- Do not view alone.

5- Do not view if you have urinary incontinence.

6- Side effects may include headache, nausea, diarrhea, painful joints, blurry vision, and/or fatigue. In several cases insanity was reported.


View at your own risk!